1. Don't marry & make a woman happy. In fact remain a bachelor & make
several women happy.
2.KO Myat: What are the fastest means of communication ?
Ko kyii: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.
3.Ko myat: You cheated me. You sold me useless radio.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you.
Ko Myat: Radio label shows "Made in Japan" but radio says: This is all
Myanmar Radio station.
4.Funny man & his wife go to a coffee house. Funny man buys 2 cups of coffee.
Funny Man: Drink quickly... drink quickly... before it gets cold.
Wife: But why...
Funny Man: They charge Ks. 500 for hot coffee and Ks 1000 for cold coffee.
5.Museum Watchman: That's a 500 year old statue you have broken.
Funny Kyithar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
Wife is like a TV,
Girlfriend is like a MOBILE .
At home u watch TV,
But when u go out u take ur MOBILE.
No money, u sell the TV,
Got money u change ur MOBILE.
Sometimes u enjoy TV,
But most of the time u play with ur MOBILE.
TV is free for life,
But for the MOBILE , if you don't pay, the services will be terminated.
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old,
But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable.
Operational costs for TV is often acceptable,
But for the MOBILE it is often high and demanding.
TV has a remote,
Most importantly, MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen),
But with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not).
Last but not least ..
TVs don't have viruses,
But MOBILEs often do!
ေဖာ္၀ပ္ေမးလ္ထဲက ရတာပါ တားတားက ၿဗိတိသွ်လို သိပ္မရလို႔ ဘာသာျပန္တတ္ဖူး...
ၿဗိတိသွ်လို ရသူမ်ား ဘာသာျပန္ေပးလိုက္ေနာ္